Check out this Deez Nuts joke
1. Teacher: I will give you G's in all your subjects.Student: I'll give it to you D's, too.Teacher: What does that mean?Student: Deez, crazy!
2. Hey Dee!Dee who?Deez nuts!I thought it was Dee Dee is Dexter's laboratory!
3. Are you Landon's friend?Landon, who?Fall, Stumble, and Landon Nuts!Be careful! It's not a good idea to touch someone's nuts.
4. Before you become Ken, you need to be quiet.Ken, who?Can Deez Nuts Fit in Your Mouth?Poor Ken! I don't want him to be like me!
5. Are you hungry?I'm thirsty/hungry.You can have some nuts.I don't need nuts. I want water!We are sorry for putting nuts in your mouth.A break is needed from Deez Nuts.